Thursday, November 29, 2007

Dungeons & Dragons

Ok! It appears there is moderate interest in starting a DnD campaign! To that end, everyone should read the following
 
 
to get their feet wet. Start with "Character Class" and continue up the list in order. Note any questions, and post them here and I will answer them as best I can.
 
To make a good adventure, we'll want 1 Fighter, 1 Cleric, 1 Rogue/Thief, and 1 Sorcerer.
 
This is gonna be fun!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tissue Alert!

Grab a tissue before you watch this, you may need it.
In honor of Craig, Carl, and all our Heroes

Question

Hi all,
 
Anyone interested in learning how to play Dungeons & Dragons? I'll "DM" an adventure if there is reasonable interest. It's really alot of fun, especially when you are drinking while you are playing...and it really brings up your geek level to heretofore unattained heights. I know Rachel is interested in learning how to play, and Celeste would do it. Imagine sitting around a table with little figurines, drinking and smoking, rolling dice all night, getting pissed off at each other whilst having fun! (We do that already, by the way) 
 
I see the following people as certain characters:
 
Celeste: Angry Dwarf named "Aintno Mittens"
Rachel: Elf Druid/Mage named "Green Peace"
Christa: Human Cleric named "Like A. Virgin"
Dave: Human Ranger named "Tiff Y. Owb"
Bob: Human Thief named "Fen O. Minal"
Diane: Human Wizard named "MyMe Mine"
 
(Of course, I would be a Paladin with impeccable morals...)
 
:)
 
Seriously, it would take a certain amount of forethought. Interested parties would need to spend one night creating their characters (lots of drinking, smoking, and die-rolling and getting pissed off because your character just didn't turn out like you wanted but thats life ain't it, AIN'T IT?). Everyone could create at least one character, maybe two, depending on the number of people interested in playing.
 
And, for your entertainment I present to you 'Summoner Geeks". Enjoy!
 
 
 

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Finally its up and running

Who Was Beowulf?

Who Was Beowulf?



It took twice through, but I’m finally convinced; Beowulf is a wonderful film. There is plenty to recommend it, even if it had stuck to the original plot line.

Nearly every frame is beautiful and riveting. The visuals seemed to have borrowed from the field of gaming, so you can never quite tell if what you are looking at is real or animated. The music is a kick. Beowulf is himself thrilling to watch, as are the monsters, dragons, swords, and, above all, the time: it is set in the 6th century Scandinavia. The viewer is convinced that it must have been something like this.

Having read the newest translation several years ago, by Seamus Heany, I was not prepared for how the film would change the plot, which is rather linear and boring in the original, but, hey, it’s the 10th century, so who can complain? A monster vexes a town. Beowulf arrives and kills it, kills the monster’s mother, and becomes king and then does other amazing things before he dies a heroes death.

In the new film version, this is a remarkable undercurrent. Hrothgar, the king that comes before, has a hidden secret and it deals with the monster’s mother. It seems that Grendel is his offspring, and the witch, played by Angelian Joli, is irresistible to him, and, later, to Beowulf. Beowulf kills Grendel and then sets out for the mother, who seduces him into giving her yet another offspring that will return to torment the community many years later. Beowulf lies, however. He had given in to her, but only tells everyone that he killed her.

His secret is known only to a few: his wife and his closest associate. Both decide not to pass it on. He is a hero and generations will sing his praises. So declare these court historians, and so it was to be, in the official version. And so the official version has stood.

There is a profoundly moral story here, much like Faustus. What we see are the dreadful consequences of sin visiting themselves on many more than just the sinner. The family is destroyed. The community is destroyed. The path of history is distorted from its rightful journey toward justice and truth onto another path of betrayal, hurt, suffering, violence, degradation, and ruin.

Yes, the moral can be described as Christian, and rigorously so. Indeed, there is an overtly Christian theme in the movie. In an early scene, the king is asked whether they should pray to the new Roman God named Jesus Christ. No, he says, they don’t need Jesus; they need a hero. Later in the film, the man who asks the question carries a crucifix, and, even later, becomes a Christian monk, working to convert the community and successfully so. (Why the Christian Right isn’t heralding this movie is unclear.)

Is this just another case of hero debunking in an age of cynicism, in which authentic virtue is a myth and there is no one to admire? I don’t think so. What’s at stake here is the reputation of leaders, who are a special breed. The state organizes itself in order to celebrate itself. It rules with the consensus of society, which also desires to celebrate the state and its leaders. The head of state has to work very hard not to emerge from this conspiracy as a hero.

We don’t have to look far for examples. See Mount Rushmore. Are we really suppose to believe the maniac, power-mad Theodore Roosevelt is godlike? And let’s consider people who in private life would be considered gangsters, thieves, liars, and murderers, men such as Abraham Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt. How is it that they came to have their images on our nation’s money, that their glorious stories are taught to all American schoolkids? That their lives are held up to us as models of virtue and glory?

The underside of government leadership is the primary subject of all revisionist history, and this form of history is something we should always give some benefit of the doubt. It is the official story of the heroism of leadership that we should suspect. This is true even with such untarnished demigods like George Washington, who, by all revisionist accounts, was an incompetent general, a man who had no sympathy for the original American idea, who jumped at the chance to send in the troops to put down a tax rebellion. The father of our country? Come on.

Have you visited the Lincoln Memorial? Pure paganism, wrapped in state worship. There he sits in the Temple of Democracy, with his hands on the fasces, ruling us from the Heavens to which he clearly ascended after his martydom – the glorification of power on display for all to us. The tourists come and the tourists go. They figure the Lincoln must have been pretty marvelous and think nothing more about it.

So it might have—must have been—with Beowulf, the great warrior who became the king. We know and do not question the version of history handed down to us. We take his ancient hagiographers at their word. But what was the truth? The film provides a credible alternative history, but whether or not this is the true story, the message is one we need to hear: power corrupts. If we care about truth, we need to look at this corruption in its face, and learn from it, and not merely believe what the court historians, from our time or the 10th century, have told us.

Jeffrey Tucker is editor of Mises.org. Tucker@mises.org. Comment on the blog.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Table Tennis

Common Questions & Answers to Playing Table Tennis by the Official Rules

Question: What score do you play to?

Answer: Official games are played to 11 points. Each side serves for two points then serve serve switches. A match is the best 2 out of 3, 3 out of 5 or 4 out of 7 games. You must win by 2 points. At 10-10 the score is deuce and the players alternate serves.

Question: Are volleys allowed in table tennis, as they are allowed in tennis?

Answer: No. If you volley the ball (hit it prior to its bounce) over the table surface you lose the point. If you try to volley the ball after it has missed the table, the point is yours as your opponent failed to make a legal return.

Question: How many times can a serve be called a let when the ball hits the net before landing on the receiver’s side of the table?

Answer: Unlimited. There is no limit to the number of net serves.

Question: Can a player make a good return while holding the racket with both hands?

Answer: Yes.

Question: If an otherwise good return hits the net post and then lands on the opponent's side of the table, is that a legal shot?

Answer: Yes, because in table tennis we do not talk about "Net" but about "Net assembly". It consists of the net and the posts, which extend beyond the width of the table.

Question: Is it legal to switch racket hands?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Is it a legal return when ball, instead of bouncing on the opponent’s side of the table, skids or slides across the table?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Who wins the point when a heavily spun ball returns under its own impetus over the net to the side of the table of the player who hit it last?

Answer: If the receiver of that spiny ball fails to touch the ball before it touches the hitter’s side of the table, the hitter scores the point.

Question: Is it a legal serve when the serve is so short that the ball bounces once on the servers side of the table and then bounces more than once on the receiver's side of the table?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Is it a legal service when the ball, once it reaches the opponent’s side of the table, bounces off the side of the table?

Answer: Yes.

Question: How many times can a player change rackets in a USATT sanctioned tournament? Any number of times.

Answer: Provided that the racked used has been damaged during play so much that it becomes illegal. This could be a tear in the rubber sheet or a broken handle.

Question: There are 4 different boxes on the table, if I were to start on the right box of my table would I have to serve to the diagonal box of my opponent or does it not matter?

Answer: When playing a singles game, you can serve from any position to any position. In doubles game, you serve from the right side of the court to your opponent's right side of the court.

Question: Are sandpaper covered paddles legal?

Answer: No they are NOT.

Question: Is it an illegal serve if during the toss, the server attempts to hit the ball, but misses the ball totally and the ball
falls to the ground?

Answer: Yes, and your opponent will score the point.

MARK: 2, DAVE: 0

:)

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Poor Wally!

Rear deck in Proffesional life

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

George Carlin

What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes.
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete... Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. If you don't send this to at least 8 people....Who cares? George Carlin

Giving Thanks

This was written by a gentleman named Charlie Page.
It is worth reading.

"Are You Thankful Today?"
People are funny creatures. We can be greedy and impatient one day,
kind and considerate the next. And always we are unendingly complicated.
Take being thankful for example. Many cultures dedicate a day to
thankfulness. In America we have an actual holiday dedicated just
to expressing thankfulness.
That's good I suppose (one day is better than none) but what about
Tuesday morning, or the next 12 minutes? Are we thankful then too?
Are *you* thankful today?
Allow me to share five ways in which I'm thankful, and I'll bet
that you find you are thankful for many of the same things too.
>>> FAITH
I'm not selling anything here and I'm no preacher, but I must say
that I am so very thankful for my faith.
Faith has been a constant in my life for almost 30 years. I have
hard times and good times and great times and horrible times, just
like everyone else.
But in the midst of all of that, I know there is someone greater
than me guiding my steps, and I know He is there ... always.
No words of mine can express how good that is, but you can count
yourself blessed indeed if you know what I'm talking about.
>>> FREEDOM
You are reading this on a computer connected to the Internet. In
contrast, many countries will forever deny their citizens the
ability to do what we do everyday -sign on and read email - for
fear that truth will set them free.
If you live in America, your Constitution guarantees you life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness. You have rights. You have
the right of free speech, the right to peacefully assemble and to
protest.
Students in Tian'anmen Square made the ultimate sacrifice on June
4th, 1989 in an attempt to gain for themselves a right that we in
America have enjoyed for over 200 years.
We move freely from state to state with no border guards. We are
free to worship as we choose. We have access to our elected officials.
If we don't like something they do, we can vote them out of office.
For these things we should be grateful indeed, because they ensure
our continued freedom and ability to determine our own fate.
Are you free today? If so, take time to thank someone who fought for
that freedom. Not just on Memorial Day or Veterans Day, but every day.
>>> FAMILY
Nothing in the world can replace the happiness that family brings.
My family is probably as weird and wonderful as your own, and
sometimes I shake my head in disbelief and say that no one would
believe the "crazy uncle Joe" stories if I told them.
But I'm thankful every day for my family, and for the way I was
raised. It makes me tremble to think of how different my life as a
child was from today's children, and I'll be forever thankful for
being raised in a place and time where things like innocence and
integrity and the truth mattered.
The day I was married was the most life-changing day I could have
imagined. Suddenly, two people became one. That she wanted an old
shoe like me is a mystery I still can't figure out, but I've long
since stopped second-guessing my wife. Certainly she had her reasons.
I'm just glad she didn't change her mind. ;)
The day I became a dad the world started making more sense than
ever before, and I knew in a way that can't be expressed why I was
on this earth.
If you're a parent, you know too.
No greater privilege exists.
No greater stewardship can be granted.
No greater joy can be experienced.
If you are part of a family, you can be thankful right now too.
>>> FORTUNE
Here's the good news ... you are rich right now.
The sheer fact that you are reading this article means you are
better off than 2 billion (yes - that is a "B") citizens of planet
earth who can't read.
If you know, right now, where your next meal will come from you
are better off than 17% of children living in America. The rates
for other countries are staggeringly high.
In these things and more, most of us are privileged in ways that
others only dream of.
Our world encourages us to be competitive, to win. These are
necessary traits if we are to progress. Progress is necessary
and good.
Yet the siren song of business, the desire for double digit growth
and the constant comparisons of ourselves to others often cause us
to forget that we have so much more than we think.
If you ate a meal today, you can be thankful indeed. Many people
did not.
>>> FUTURE
The Internet itself is a reason for great thanksgiving. It may
seem cliché, but the fact remains that in no other time in the
history of the world has it been easier to open your own business
and change your circumstances.
For many the Internet is not a convenience, but rather the only way
out of desperate circumstances.
A computer programmer in one of the formerly Communist countries of
Eastern Europe found his way out of poverty by selling his services
cheaply over the Internet.
Providing excellent customer service and thankful for the opportunity
itself, the income he earns makes possible such "luxuries" as proper
medical care and a steady food supply.
While the average per capita income in his country remains under
$1000 U.S. he eclipses that number and is building a future for
himself and his extended family.
We in America view Thanksgiving as a one-day event, yet one can
guess that it's Thanksgiving every day in his home.
My knees buckle when I think of how much I have to be thankful for,
and no list would be complete without including you.
The honor of working for myself, serving clients and readers for so
many years, is more than I ever thought would happen to me.
That's my list. I'm thankful for it all, and want you to know that
includes you.
Now let me encourage you to take just a few minutes right now and
make a list of your own. Then tell the people on that list that you
are thankful for them today, while you can and while it's fresh on
your mind.
If you are having difficulty finding your blessings, try starting
with these simple questions.
* Do you live free today?
* Does someone love you today?
* Have you heard children's laughter?
* Are you part of a family?
The more you think, the more you will realize that you are blessed
indeed. When we harbor the illusion that we can change the future,
and allow our thoughts to stay there, we forget the joys of today.
We must not let the speed of the Internet or the constant demands
of our business life steal our sense of well-being and appreciation
for the people in our lives.
Today is a day for being thankful and counting every blessing twice.
Count yours today and every day and you will find that you are rich
indeed.

I am thankful that you are in my life.
Many Blessings, today and every day.

Celeste

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

THE LAST WORD

THE LAST WORD

“What does a woman running for president really want? Does she want to be measured solely by her skills as a leader and debater or does she want our sympathy every time things go wrong? Does she want to win because her ideas and vision offer the best solutions for America or does she hope to make her way to the presidency by stoking the emotions and ire of her female supporters? Does she want America to be a truly progressive place—so progressive that a candidate’s sex has no relevance and isn’t even mentioned?—or does she want to yank out the wounded-female card every time it works to her advantage? It’s no wonder why men are so perplexed by Hillary. A USA TODAY/Gallup Poll found that half of all men—and 55 percent of married men—would never vote for her... I wish Hillary would ditch the touchy-feely stuff and be more logical. I wish she would more clearly define her ideas. Then men wouldn’t vote against her because they are bewildered. They’ll vote against her because her big-government ideas are the exact wrong direction for America. But I fear Hillary won’t stop pulling out the female card. If she makes it to the presidency, perhaps she can use it to her advantage. If a rogue dictator threatens to attack us, she can build a giant pair of bifocals that spans all 50 states and say, ‘You wouldn’t fight a country with glasses, would you?’ If Ahmadinejad doesn’t give up his nuclear ambitions, she can build a lamp the size of Maine and threaten to throw it at him. If Al Qaeda threatens to strike, she can stall them by saying, ‘Not tonight, Osama, I have a headache’.” —Tom Purcell

Albuquerque Turkey

Albuquerque Turkey

- Anonymous
(Sung to the tune of 'Clementine')

Albuquerque he's my turkey
Oh he's feathered and he's fine
He wobbles and he gobbles
And I'm awfully glad he's mine.
He's the best pet
You could ever get.

Better than a dog or cat.
Albuquerque he's my turkey
And I'm awfully glad of that.
Albuquerque he's my turkey
He's so cozy in his bed
Because for Thanksgiving dinner
We had scrambled eggs instead.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Coco Bye Bye?

Twins, Braves, Rangers all interested in Coco Crisp

Sunday, Nov 18, 2007 8:10 am EST

The Boston Globe reported the Boston Red Sox may not get into serious discussions for Johan Santana. However, the Minnesota Twins have a real interest in Boston outfielder Coco Crisp.

The Twins believe Crisp could replace Torii Hunter for less than half the cost.

Crisp is a major chip for the Sox in any trade discussions. The Rangers and Braves also are interested in him.

Hello Jacoby Ellsbury!

Lowell & Sox agree to new deal?

Bob just called with the news that the Sox have signed Lowell.
I waited to post till I got Confirmation from "inside sources"
Done deal. WooHoo!
Thanks for the 411 Bobby :)

Slow up-load

At last check Joe & Jack are cruising along at 64%

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Free text messages to our troops, Sat, 11/17

I'm copying this from a Marine Message Forum that I posted this on this morning.



Today, all cell phone companies are giving free text messages to our troops across the world. The text messages are sent at random to service members. You cannot pick the service member who will get the message.
I heard about this on Fox News Channel this morning and I put a message out there.....
I wrote;
Thank You for your service.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Without you we wouldn't be.
Semper Fi!
From a Dad of 2 Marines.

I received a reply;
We're all in this together.
Thanks for all your support-
Sharon, Balad Air Base, Iraq

On your cell phone you put as the phone number for your text; 89279
Send it on it's way......


Bob,
PMD to;
Sgt Carl, 2/9, T/F Guardian, Securing Sand Castles.
Lcpl Craig, 2nd CEB, A1, Deployment over.
Brothers by Blood, Brothers by Marines.

And she said.....

Here's what I did;
Thank You for your honorable service to our Country.
We love you!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Love, Diane
The Proud Mom of 2 Marines.
The reply;
The unwavering support back home for us and our Families
keeps us focused on the mission here.
John,
Balad Air Base, Iraq
www.AmericaSupportsYou.mil

image

Diane
Mom to;
Sgt Carl, 2/9, Task Force Guardian
LCpl Craig, 2nd CEB, A1, HOME!!!!!!!!!!
Brothers by ME!

Friday, November 16, 2007

HI

Bobby & Diane

Bob Hope your ok. Listen when your body tells you to stop.
Hope that you are taking it easy. Love you both.


Diane you can call us anytime you need to.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Just heard the news

Uhm hi there Brady bunch :)
I just heard from the neighborhood
purveyor of fine tobacco products that
Bobby has spent the last three days in the hospital :(

Hope your feeling better, but we've got to talk about
communication.
All kidding aside we love you, and care about you!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Red Sox trip suggestions

Here are my suggestions for potential trips to an opposing park to catch a couple of games:
 
Baltimore: Fri May 30 -  Sun June 1 ~ 7 hrs
Philly: Mon Jun 16 - Tue Jun 17 - ~6 hrs
Baltimore: Mon Aug 18th - Tues Aug 19th ~7hrs
Toronto: Fri Aug 22 - Sun Aug 24 ~9 hrs
 
Those are my picks. Don't matter if it's in the middle of the week to me.
 
 

2008 Red Sox Schedule





Yes its out allready!

The only weekend dates for Baltimore

are:


Friday May 30th - Monday June 2nd.
Click here to see full schedule :)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

FOR THE RECORD

FOR THE RECORD

“It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a SCAM. Some dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term scientific data to create in allusion of rapid global warming. Other scientists of the same environmental whacko type jumped into the circle to support and broaden the ‘research’ to further enhance the totally slanted, bogus global warming claims. Their friends in government steered huge research grants their way to keep the movement going. Soon they claimed to be a consensus... I do not oppose environmentalism. I do not oppose the political positions of either party. However, Global Warming, ie Climate Change, is not about environmentalism or politics. It is not a religion. It is not something you ‘believe in.’ It is science; the science of meteorology. This is my field of life-long expertise. And I am telling you Global Warming is a non-event, a manufactured crisis and a total scam. I say this knowing you probably won’t believe a me, a mere TV weatherman, challenging a Nobel Prize, Academy Award and Emmy Award winning former Vice President of United States. So be it... There is no run away climate change. The impact of humans on climate is not catastrophic. Our planet is not in peril... In time, a decade or two, the outrageous scam will be obvious. As the temperature rises, polar ice cap melting, coastal flooding and super storm pattern all fail to occur as predicted everyone will come to realize we have been duped. The sky is not falling.” —John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel

 
 

Common Sense

Thoughts on the Present State of American Affairs

IN the following pages I offer nothing more than simple facts, plain arguments, and common sense: and have no other preliminaries to settle with the reader, than that he will divest himself of prejudice and prepossession, and suffer his reason and his feelings to determine for themselves that he will put on, or rather that he will not put off, the true character of a man, and generously enlarge his views beyond the present day.

Volumes have been written on the subject of the struggle between England and America. Men of all ranks have embarked in the controversy, from different motives, and with various designs; but all have been ineffectual, and the period of debate is closed. Arms as the last resource decide the contest; the appeal was the choice of the King, and the Continent has accepted the challenge.

It hath been reported of the late Mr. Pelham (who tho' an able minister was not without his faults) that on his being attacked in the House of Commons on the score that his measures were only of a temporary kind, replied, "THEY WILL LAST MY TIME." Should a thought so fatal and unmanly possess the Colonies in the present contest, the name of ancestors will be remembered by future generations with detestation.

The Sun never shined on a cause of greater worth. 'Tis not the affair of a City, a County, a Province, or a Kingdom; but of a Continent — of at least one-eighth part of the habitable Globe. 'Tis not the concern of a day, a year, or an age; posterity are virtually involved in the contest, and will be more or less affected even to the end of time, by the proceedings now. Now is the seed-time of Continental union, faith and honour. The least fracture now will be like a name engraved with the point of a pin on the tender rind of a young oak; the wound would enlarge with the tree, and posterity read in it full grown characters.

By referring the matter from argument to arms, a new era for politics is struck — a new method of thinking hath arisen. All plans, proposals, &c. prior to the nineteenth of April, i.e. to the commencement of hostilities, are like the almanacks of the last year; which tho' proper then, are superseded and useless now. Whatever was advanced by the advocates on either side of the question then, terminated in one and the same point, viz. a union with Great Britain; the only difference between the parties was the method of effecting it; the one proposing force, the other friendship; but it hath so far happened that the first hath failed, and the second hath withdrawn her influence.

As much hath been said of the advantages of reconciliation, which, like an agreeable dream, hath passed away and left us as we were, it is but right that we should examine the contrary side of the argument, and enquire into some of the many material injuries which these Colonies sustain, and always will sustain, by being connected with and dependent on Great Britain. To examine that connection and dependence, on the principles of nature and common sense, to see what we have to trust to, if separated, and what we are to expect, if dependent.

I have heard it asserted by some, that as America has flourished under her former connection with Great Britain, the same connection is necessary towards her future happiness, and will always have the same effect. Nothing can be more fallacious than this kind of argument. We may as well assert that because a child has thrived upon milk, that it is never to have meat, or that the first twenty years of our lives is to become a precedent for the next twenty. But even this is admitting more than is true; for I answer roundly that America would have flourished as much, and probably much more, had no European power taken any notice of her. The commerce by which she hath enriched herself are the necessaries of life, and will always have a market while eating is the custom of Europe.

But she has protected us, say some. That she hath engrossed us is true, and defended the Continent at our expense as well as her own, is admitted; and she would have defended Turkey from the same motive, viz. — for the sake of trade and dominion.

Alas! we have been long led away by ancient prejudices and made large sacrifices to superstition. We have boasted the protection of Great Britain, without considering, that her motive was INTEREST not ATTACHMENT; and that she did not protect us from OUR ENEMIES on OUR ACCOUNT; but from HER ENEMIES on HER OWN ACCOUNT, from those who had no quarrel with us on any OTHER ACCOUNT, and who will always be our enemies on the SAME ACCOUNT. Let Britain waive her pretensions to the Continent, or the Continent throw off the dependence, and we should be at peace with France and Spain, were they at war with Britain. The miseries of Hanover last war ought to warn us against connections.

It hath lately been asserted in parliament, that the Colonies have no relation to each other but through the Parent Country, i.e. that Pennsylvania and the Jerseys and so on for the rest, are sister Colonies by the way of England; this is certainly a very roundabout way of proving relationship, but it is the nearest and only true way of proving enmity (or enemyship, if I may so call it.) France and Spain never were, nor perhaps ever will be, our enemies as AMERICANS, but as our being the SUBJECTS OF GREAT BRITAIN.

But Britain is the parent country, say some. Then the more shame upon her conduct. Even brutes do not devour their young, nor savages make war upon their families. Wherefore, the assertion, if true, turns to her reproach; but it happens not to be true, or only partly so, and the phrase PARENT OR MOTHER COUNTRY hath been jesuitically adopted by the King and his parasites, with a low papistical design of gaining an unfair bias on the credulous weakness of our minds. Europe, and not England, is the parent country of America. This new World hath been the asylum for the persecuted lovers of civil and religious liberty from EVERY PART of Europe. Hither have they fled, not from the tender embraces of the mother, but from the cruelty of the monster; and it is so far true of England, that the same tyranny which drove the first emigrants from home, pursues their descendants still.

In this extensive quarter of the globe, we forget the narrow limits of three hundred and sixty miles (the extent of England) and carry our friendship on a larger scale; we claim brotherhood with every European Christian, and triumph in the generosity of the sentiment.

It is pleasant to observe by what regular gradations we surmount the force of local prejudices, as we enlarge our acquaintance with the World. A man born in any town in England divided into parishes, will naturally associate most with his fellow parishioners (because their interests in many cases will be common) and distinguish him by the name of NEIGHBOR; if he meet him but a few miles from home, he drops the narrow idea of a street, and salutes him by the name of TOWNSMAN; if he travel out of the county and meet him in any other, he forgets the minor divisions of street and town, and calls him COUNTRYMAN, i.e. COUNTYMAN; but if in their foreign excursions they should associate in France, or any other part of EUROPE, their local remembrance would be enlarged into that of ENGLISHMEN. And by a just parity of reasoning, all Europeans meeting in America, or any other quarter of the globe, are COUNTRYMEN; for England, Holland, Germany, or Sweden, when compared with the whole, stand in the same places on the larger scale, which the divisions of street, town, and county do on the smaller ones; Distinctions too limited for Continental minds. Not one third of the inhabitants, even of this province, [Pennsylvania], are of English descent. Wherefore, I reprobate the phrase of Parent or Mother Country applied to England only, as being false, selfish, narrow and ungenerous.

But, admitting that we were all of English descent, what does it amount to? Nothing. Britain, being now an open enemy, extinguishes every other name and title: and to say that reconciliation is our duty, is truly farcical. The first king of England, of the present line (William the Conqueror) was a Frenchman, and half the peers of England are descendants from the same country; wherefore, by the same method of reasoning, England ought to be governed by France.

Much hath been said of the united strength of Britain and the Colonies, that in conjunction they might bid defiance to the world. But this is mere presumption; the fate of war is uncertain, neither do the expressions mean anything; for this continent would never suffer itself to be drained of inhabitants, to support the British arms in either Asia, Africa, or Europe.

Besides, what have we to do with setting the world at defiance? Our plan is commerce, and that, well attended to, will secure us the peace and friendship of all Europe; because it is the interest of all Europe to have America a free port. Her trade will always be a protection, and her barrenness of gold and silver secure her from invaders.

I challenge the warmest advocate for reconciliation to show a single advantage that this continent can reap by being connected with Great Britain. I repeat the challenge; not a single advantage is derived. Our corn will fetch its price in any market in Europe, and our imported goods must be paid for buy them where we will.

But the injuries and disadvantages which we sustain by that connection, are without number; and our duty to mankind at large, as well as to ourselves, instruct us to renounce the alliance: because, any submission to, or dependence on, Great Britain, tends directly to involve this Continent in European wars and quarrels, and set us at variance with nations who would otherwise seek our friendship, and against whom we have neither anger nor complaint. As Europe is our market for trade, we ought to form no partial connection with any part of it. It is the true interest of America to steer clear of European contentions, which she never can do, while, by her dependence on Britain, she is made the makeweight in the scale of British politics.

Europe is too thickly planted with Kingdoms to be long at peace, and whenever a war breaks out between England and any foreign power, the trade of America goes to ruin, BECAUSE OF HER CONNECTION WITH BRITAIN. The next war may not turn out like the last, and should it not, the advocates for reconciliation now will be wishing for separation then, because neutrality in that case would be a safer convoy than a man of war. Every thing that is right or reasonable pleads for separation. The blood of the slain, the weeping voice of nature cries, 'TIS TIME TO PART. Even the distance at which the Almighty hath placed England and America is a strong and natural proof that the authority of the one over the other, was never the design of Heaven. The time likewise at which the Continent was discovered, adds weight to the argument, and the manner in which it was peopled, encreases the force of it. The Reformation was preceded by the discovery of America: As if the Almighty graciously meant to open a sanctuary to the persecuted in future years, when home should afford neither friendship nor safety.

The authority of Great Britain over this continent, is a form of government, which sooner or later must have an end: And a serious mind can draw no true pleasure by looking forward, under the painful and positive conviction that what he calls "the present constitution" is merely temporary. As parents, we can have no joy, knowing that this government is not sufficiently lasting to ensure any thing which we may bequeath to posterity: And by a plain method of argument, as we are running the next generation into debt, we ought to do the work of it, otherwise we use them meanly and pitifully. In order to discover the line of our duty rightly, we should take our children in our hand, and fix our station a few years farther into life; that eminence will present a prospect which a few present fears and prejudices conceal from our sight.

Though I would carefully avoid giving unnecessary offence, yet I am inclined to believe, that all those who espouse the doctrine of reconciliation, may be included within the following descriptions. Interested men, who are not to be trusted, weak men who CANNOT see, prejudiced men who will not see, and a certain set of moderate men who think better of the European world than it deserves; and this last class, by an ill-judged deliberation, will be the cause of more calamities to this Continent than all the other three.

It is the good fortune of many to live distant from the scene of present sorrow; the evil is not sufficiently brought to their doors to make them feel the precariousness with which all American property is possessed. But let our imaginations transport us a few moments to Boston; that seat of wretchedness will teach us wisdom, and instruct us for ever to renounce a power in whom we can have no trust. The inhabitants of that unfortunate city who but a few months ago were in ease and affluence, have now no other alternative than to stay and starve, or turn out to beg. Endangered by the fire of their friends if they continue within the city and plundered by the soldiery if they leave it, in their present situation they are prisoners without the hope of redemption, and in a general attack for their relief they would be exposed to the fury of both armies.

Men of passive tempers look somewhat lightly over the offences of Great Britain, and, still hoping for the best, are apt to call out, "Come, come, we shall be friends again for all this." But examine the passions and feelings of mankind: bring the doctrine of reconciliation to the touchstone of nature, and then tell me whether you can hereafter love, honour, and faithfully serve the power that hath carried fire and sword into your land? If you cannot do all these, then are you only deceiving yourselves, and by your delay bringing ruin upon posterity. Your future connection with Britain, whom you can neither love nor honour, will be forced and unnatural, and being formed only on the plan of present convenience, will in a little time fall into a relapse more wretched than the first. But if you say, you can still pass the violations over, then I ask, hath your house been burnt? Hath your property been destroyed before your face? Are your wife and children destitute of a bed to lie on, or bread to live on? Have you lost a parent or a child by their hands, and yourself the ruined and wretched survivor? If you have not, then are you not a judge of those who have. But if you have, and can still shake hands with the murderers, then are you unworthy the name of husband, father, friend or lover, and whatever may be your rank or title in life, you have the heart of a coward, and the spirit of a sycophant.

This is not inflaming or exaggerating matters, but trying them by those feelings and affections which nature justifies, and without which, we should be incapable of discharging the social duties of life, or enjoying the felicities of it. I mean not to exhibit horror for the purpose of provoking revenge, but to awaken us from fatal and unmanly slumbers, that we may pursue determinately some fixed object. It is not in the power of Britain or of Europe to conquer America, if she do not conquer herself by delay and timidity. The present winter is worth an age if rightly employed, but if lost or neglected, the whole continent will partake of the misfortune; and there is no punishment which that man will not deserve, be he who, or what, or where he will, that may be the means of sacrificing a season so precious and useful.

It is repugnant to reason, to the universal order of things to all examples from former ages, to suppose, that this continent can longer remain subject to any external power. The most sanguine in Britain does not think so. The utmost stretch of human wisdom cannot, at this time, compass a plan short of separation, which can promise the continent even a year's security. Reconciliation is now a falacious dream. Nature hath deserted the connexion, and Art cannot supply her place. For, as Milton wisely expresses, "never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep."

Every quiet method for peace hath been ineffectual. Our prayers have been rejected with disdain; and only tended to convince us, that nothing flatters vanity, or confirms obstinacy in Kings more than repeated petitioning — and nothing hath contributed more than that very measure to make the Kings of Europe absolute: Witness Denmark and Sweden. Wherefore, since nothing but blows will do, for God's sake, let us come to a final separation, and not leave the next generation to be cutting throats, under the violated unmeaning names of parent and child.

To say, they will never attempt it again is idle and visionary, we thought so at the repeal of the stamp act, yet a year or two undeceived us; as well may we suppose that nations, which have been once defeated, will never renew the quarrel.

As to government matters, it is not in the power of Britain to do this continent justice: The business of it will soon be too weighty, and intricate, to be managed with any tolerable degree of convenience, by a power, so distant from us, and so very ignorant of us; for if they cannot conquer us, they cannot govern us. To be always running three or four thousand miles with a tale or a petition, waiting four or five months for an answer, which when obtained requires five or six more to explain it in, will in a few years be looked upon as folly and childishness — There was a time when it was proper, and there is a proper time for it to cease.

Small islands not capable of protecting themselves, are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something very absurd, in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island. In no instance hath nature made the satellite larger than its primary planet, and as England and America, with respect to each other, reverses the common order of nature, it is evident they belong to different systems: England to Europe, America to itself.

I am not induced by motives of pride, party, or resentment to espouse the doctrine of separation and independence; I am clearly, positively, and conscientiously persuaded that it is the true interest of this continent to be so; that every thing short of that is mere patchwork, that it can afford no lasting felicity, — that it is leaving the sword to our children, and shrinking back at a time, when, a little more, a little farther, would have rendered this continent the glory of the earth.

As Britain hath not manifested the least inclination towards a compromise, we may be assured that no terms can be obtained worthy the acceptance of the continent, or any ways equal to the expense of blood and treasure we have been already put to.

The object, contended for, ought always to bear some just proportion to the expense. The removal of North, or the whole detestable junto, is a matter unworthy the millions we have expended. A temporary stoppage of trade, was an inconvenience, which would have sufficiently balanced the repeal of all the acts complained of, had such repeals been obtained; but if the whole continent must take up arms, if every man must be a soldier, it is scarcely worth our while to fight against a contemptible ministry only. Dearly, dearly, do we pay for the repeal of the acts, if that is all we fight for; for in a just estimation, it is as great a folly to pay a Bunker-hill price for law, as for land. As I have always considered the independency of this continent, as an event, which sooner or later must arrive, so from the late rapid progress of the continent to maturity, the event could not be far off. Wherefore, on the breaking out of hostilities, it was not worth the while to have disputed a matter, which time would have finally redressed, unless we meant to be in earnest; otherwise, it is like wasting an estate on a suit at law, to regulate the trespasses of a tenant, whose lease is just expiring. No man was a warmer wisher for reconciliation than myself, before the fatal nineteenth of April 1775, but the moment the event of that day was made known, I rejected the hardened, sullen tempered Pharaoh of England for ever; and disdain the wretch, that with the pretended title of FATHER OF HIS PEOPLE, can unfeelingly hear of their slaughter, and composedly sleep with their blood upon his soul.

But admitting that matters were now made up, what would be the event? I answer, the ruin of the continent. And that for several reasons.

First. The powers of governing still remaining in the hands of the king, he will have a negative over the whole legislation of this continent. And as he hath shewn himself such an inveterate enemy to liberty, and discovered such a thirst for arbitrary power; is he, or is he not, a proper man to say to these colonies, "You shall make no laws but what I please." And is there any inhabitant in America so ignorant, as not to know, that according to what is called the present constitution, that this continent can make no laws but what the king gives it leave to; and is there any man so unwise, as not to see, that (considering what has happened) he will suffer no law to be made here, but such as suit his purpose. We may be as effectually enslaved by the want of laws in America, as by submitting to laws made for us in England. After matters are made up (as it is called) can there be any doubt, but the whole power of the crown will be exerted, to keep this continent as low and humble as possible? Instead of going forward we shall go backward, or be perpetually quarrelling or ridiculously petitioning. — We are already greater than the king wishes us to be, and will he not hereafter endeavour to make us less? To bring the matter to one point. Is the power who is jealous of our prosperity, a proper power to govern us? Whoever says No to this question is an independent, for independency means no more, than, whether we shall make our own laws, or, whether the king, the greatest enemy this continent hath, or can have, shall tell us, "there shall be no laws but such as I like."

But the king you will say has a negative in England; the people there can make no laws without his consent. In point of right and good order, there is something very ridiculous, that a youth of twenty-one (which hath often happened) shall say to several millions of people, older and wiser than himself, I forbid this or that act of yours to be law. But in this place I decline this sort of reply, though I will never cease to expose the absurdity of it, and only answer, that England being the King's residence, and America not so, make quite another case. The king's negative here is ten times more dangerous and fatal than it can be in England, for there he will scarcely refuse his consent to a bill for putting England into as strong a state of defence as possible, and in America he would never suffer such a bill to be passed.

America is only a secondary object in the system of British politics, England consults the good of this country, no farther than it answers her own purpose. Wherefore, her own interest leads her to suppress the growth of ours in every case which doth not promote her advantage, or in the least interferes with it. A pretty state we should soon be in under such a second-hand government, considering what has happened! Men do not change from enemies to friends by the alteration of a name: And in order to shew that reconciliation now is a dangerous doctrine, I affirm, that it would be policy in the king at this time, to repeal the acts for the sake of reinstating himself in the government of the provinces; in order that HE MAY ACCOMPLISH BY CRAFT AND SUBTILITY, IN THE LONG RUN, WHAT HE CANNOT DO BY FORCE AND VIOLENCE IN THE SHORT ONE. Reconciliation and ruin are nearly related.

Secondly. That as even the best terms, which we can expect to obtain, can amount to no more than a temporary expedient, or a kind of government by guardianship, which can last no longer than till the colonies come of age, so the general face and state of things, in the interim, will be unsettled and unpromising. Emigrants of property will not choose to come to a country whose form of government hangs but by a thread, and who is every day tottering on the brink of commotion and disturbance; and numbers of the present inhabitants would lay hold of the interval, to dispose of their effects, and quit the continent.

But the most powerful of all arguments, is, that nothing but independence, i. e. a continental form of government, can keep the peace of the continent and preserve it inviolate from civil wars. I dread the event of a reconciliation with Britain now, as it is more than probable, that it will followed by a revolt somewhere or other, the consequences of which may be far more fatal than all the malice of Britain.

Thousands are already ruined by British barbarity; (thousands more will probably suffer the same fate.) Those men have other feelings than us who have nothing suffered. All they now possess is liberty, what they before enjoyed is sacrificed to its service, and having nothing more to lose, they disdain submission. Besides, the general temper of the colonies, towards a British government, will be like that of a youth, who is nearly out of his time; they will care very little about her. And a government which cannot preserve the peace, is no government at all, and in that case we pay our money for nothing; and pray what is it that Britain can do, whose power will be wholly on paper, should a civil tumult break out the very day after reconciliation? I have heard some men say, many of whom I believe spoke without thinking, that they dreaded an independence, fearing that it would produce civil wars. It is but seldom that our first thoughts are truly correct, and that is the case here; for there are ten times more to dread from a patched up connexion than from independence. I make the sufferers case my own, and I protest, that were I driven from house and home, my property destroyed, and my circumstances ruined, that as a man, sensible of injuries, I could never relish the doctrine of reconciliation, or consider myself bound thereby.

The colonies have manifested such a spirit of good order and obedience to continental government, as is sufficient to make every reasonable person easy and happy on that head. No man can assign the least pretence for his fears, on any other grounds, that such as are truly childish and ridiculous, viz. that one colony will be striving for superiority over another.

Where there are no distinctions there can be no superiority, perfect equality affords no temptation. The republics of Europe are all (and we may say always) in peace. Holland and Swisserland are without wars, foreign or domestic: Monarchical governments, it is true, are never long at rest; the crown itself is a temptation to enterprizing ruffians at home; and that degree of pride and insolence ever attendant on regal authority, swells into a rupture with foreign powers, in instances, where a republican government, by being formed on more natural principles, would negotiate the mistake.

If there is any true cause of fear respecting independence, it is because no plan is yet laid down. Men do not see their way out — Wherefore, as an opening into that business, I offer the following hints; at the same time modestly affirming, that I have no other opinion of them myself, than that they may be the means of giving rise to something better. Could the straggling thoughts of individuals be collected, they would frequently form materials for wise and able men to improve into useful matter.

Let the assemblies be annual, with a President only. The representation more equal. Their business wholly domestic, and subject to the authority of a Continental Congress.

Let each colony be divided into six, eight, or ten, convenient districts, each district to send a proper number of delegates to Congress, so that each colony send at least thirty. The whole number in Congress will be least 390. Each Congress to sit and to choose a president by the following method. When the delegates are met, let a colony be taken from the whole thirteen colonies by lot, after which, let the whole Congress choose (by ballot) a president from out of the delegates of that province. In the next Congress, let a colony be taken by lot from twelve only, omitting that colony from which the president was taken in the former Congress, and so proceeding on till the whole thirteen shall have had their proper rotation. And in order that nothing may pass into a law but what is satisfactorily just, not less than three fifths of the Congress to be called a majority. — He that will promote discord, under a government so equally formed as this, would have joined Lucifer in his revolt.

But as there is a peculiar delicacy, from whom, or in what manner, this business must first arise, and as it seems most agreeable and consistent that it should come from some intermediate body between the governed and the governors, that is, between the Congress and the people, let a CONTINENTAL CONFERENCE be held, in the following manner, and for the following purpose.

A committee of twenty-six members of Congress, viz. two for each colony. Two members for each House of Assembly, or Provincial Convention; and five representatives of the people at large, to be chosen in the capital city or town of each province, for, and in behalf of the whole province, by as many qualified voters as shall think proper to attend from all parts of the province for that purpose; or, if more convenient, the representatives may be chosen in two or three of the most populous parts thereof. In this conference, thus assembled, will be united, the two grand principles of business, knowledge and power. The members of Congress, Assemblies, or Conventions, by having had experience in national concerns, will be able and useful counsellors, and the whole, being impowered by the people, will have a truly legal authority.

The conferring members being met, let their business be to frame a CONTINENTAL CHARTER, or Charter of the United Colonies; (answering to what is called the Magna Charta of England) fixing the number and manner of choosing members of Congress, members of Assembly, with their date of sitting, and drawing the line of business and jurisdiction between them: (Always remembering, that our strength is continental, not provincial:) Securing freedom and property to all men, and above all things, the free exercise of religion, according to the dictates of conscience; with such other matter as is necessary for a charter to contain. Immediately after which, the said Conference to dissolve, and the bodies which shall be chosen comformable to the said charter, to be the legislators and governors of this continent for the time being: Whose peace and happiness, may God preserve, Amen.

Should any body of men be hereafter delegated for this or some similar purpose, I offer them the following extracts from that wise observer on governments Dragonetti. "The science" says he "of the politician consists in fixing the true point of happiness and freedom. Those men would deserve the gratitude of ages, who should discover a mode of government that contained the greatest sum of individual happiness, with the least national expense."

"Dragonetti on virtue and rewards."

But where says some is the King of America? I'll tell you Friend, he reigns above, and doth not make havoc of mankind like the Royal Brute of Britain. Yet that we may not appear to be defective even in earthly honors, let a day be solemnly set apart for proclaiming the charter; let it be brought forth placed on the divine law, the word of God; let a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve as monarchy, that in America THE LAW IS KING. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other. But lest any ill use should afterwards arise, let the crown at the conclusion of the ceremony be demolished, and scattered among the people whose right it is.

A government of our own is our natural right: And when a man seriously reflects on the precariousness of human affairs, he will become convinced, that it is infinitely wiser and safer, to form a constitution of our own in a cool deliberate manner, while we have it in our power, than to trust such an interesting event to time and chance. If we omit it now, some, Massanello may hereafter arise, who laying hold of popular disquietudes, may collect together the desperate and discontented, and by assuming to themselves the powers of government, may sweep away the liberties of the continent like a deluge. Should the government of America return again into the hands of Britain, the tottering situation of things, will be a temptation for some desperate adventurer to try his fortune; and in such a case, what relief can Britain give? Ere she could hear the news, the fatal business might be done; and ourselves suffering like the wretched Britons under the oppression of the Conqueror. Ye that oppose independence now, ye know not what ye do; ye are opening a door to eternal tyranny, by keeping vacant the seat of government. There are thousands, and tens of thousands, who would think it glorious to expel from the continent, that barbarous and hellish power, which hath stirred up the Indians and Negroes to destroy us, the cruelty hath a double guilt, it is dealing brutally by us, and treacherously by them.

To talk of friendship with those in whom our reason forbids us to have faith, and our affections wounded through a thousand pores instruct us to detest, is madness and folly. Every day wears out the little remains of kindred between us and them, and can there be any reason to hope, that as the relationship expires, the affection will increase, or that we shall agree better, when we have ten times more and greater concerns to quarrel over than ever?

Ye that tell us of harmony and reconciliation, can ye restore to us the time that is past? Can ye give to prostitution its former innocence? Neither can ye reconcile Britain and America. The last cord now is broken, the people of England are presenting addresses against us. There are injuries which nature cannot forgive; she would cease to be nature if she did. As well can the lover forgive the ravisher of his mistress, as the continent forgive the murders of Britain. The Almighty hath implanted in us these unextinguishable feelings for good and wise purposes. They are the guardians of his image in our hearts. They distinguish us from the herd of common animals. The social compact would dissolve, and justice be extirpated from the earth, or have only a casual existence were we callous to the touches of affection. The robber, and the murderer, would often escape unpunished, did not the injuries which our tempers sustain, provoke us into justice.

O ye that love mankind! Ye that dare oppose, not only the tyranny, but the tyrant, stand forth! Every spot of the old world is overrun with oppression. Freedom hath been hunted round the globe. Asia, and Africa, have long expelled her. — Europe regards her like a stranger, and England hath given her warning to depart. O! receive the fugitive, and prepare in time an asylum for mankind.

C.C.over Beckett?

BREAKING NEWS 2:01 PM
Beckett loses out on Cy Young
Cleveland Indians pitcher C.C. Sabathia won the American League Cy Young award today, beating out Red Sox ace Josh Beckett.

Monday, November 12, 2007

DayByDay on Iconic Photographs

Pedroia Named AL Rookie Of Year

Boston's Dustin Pedroia has been voted AL Rookie of the Year and Milwaukee's Ryan Braun has been voted NL Rookie of the Year. The second baseman hit .317 with 8 homers and 50 RBIs in his rookie season. He also had two homers and 10 RBIs in the postseason. It was revealed over the weekend that Pedroia played the final two months of the regular season and playoffs in some pain, after an MRI revealed a cracked hamate bone in his left hand. He had surgery to repair the damage last week.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Civil War?????

Thanks and Praise

Thanks and Praise: I photographed men and women, both Christians and Muslims, placing a cross atop the St. John’s Church in Baghdad. They had taken the cross from storage and a man washed it before carrying it up to the dome.

A Muslim man had invited the American soldiers from “Chosen” Company 2-12 Infantry to the church, where I videotaped as Muslims and Christians worked and rejoiced at the reopening of St John’s, an occasion all viewed as a sign of hope.

The Iraqis asked me to convey a message of thanks to the American people. ” Thank you, thank you,” the people were saying. One man said, “Thank you for peace.” Another man, a Muslim, said “All the people, all the people in Iraq, Muslim and Christian, is brother.” The men and women were holding bells, and for the first time in memory freedom rang over the ravaged land between two rivers

Saturday, November 10, 2007

OOH-RAH & Happy Birthday!

As of this writing, Craig should be back on American soil. North Carolina. And I just missed the phone call, so he's back.

Happy Birthday to the United States Marine Corps! 232 Years Strong.......

Friday, November 9, 2007

Check this out!!

U + UR HAND

I dedicate this song to [fill in the blank]...

“U + UR HAND” – Pink, I’m Not Dead, 2006

Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a cock fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dickhead put his hands on me
But you see

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a fuck
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up
I'm not the one
Buh-Bye
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break
Break it down

In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks
To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah

You know who you are
High five and talkin shit, but you're going home alone arentcha?

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
It's just you and your hand

I'm not here for your entertainment
No no no
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Who Knew

"Who Knew"

You took my hand
You showed me how
You promised me you'd be around
Uh huh
That's right
I took your words
And I believed
In everything
You said to me
Yeah huh
That's right

If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew

Remember when we were such fools
And so convinced and just too cool
Oh no
No no
I wish I could touch you again
I wish I could still call you friend
I'd give anything

When someone said count your blessings now
'fore they're long gone
I guess I just didn't know how
I was all wrong
They knew better
Still you said forever
And ever
Who knew

Yeah yeah
I'll keep you locked in my head
Until we meet again
Until we
Until we meet again
And I won't forget you my friend
What happened

If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong and
That last kiss
I'll cherish
Until we meet again
And time makes
It harder
I wish I could remember
But I keep
Your memory
You visit me in my sleep
My darling
Who knew
My darling
My darling
Who knew
My darling
I miss you
My darling
Who knew
Who knew

Thursday, November 8, 2007

My type of schooling

Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.

A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a "gorilla gram" to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported.

After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

The police were not called and no one was suspended from the school in the incident, and officials said they were investigating.

Friday Night @ Perks

For all you old foggies who remember Sal and the Stompers, Sal will be the entertainment at Perks on Friday night. Ray was telling me that Sal plays the glockenspiel and assorted instruments. Diane wants to go, I cannot. Harvard Hockey v RPI for me . She wants somebody to go with her. Pipe up and give her a call. I wish I were going. It sounds like a good time.

PS. according to Ray, the place fills up with musicians when Sal plays there.

comedy show

I was thinking of heading down early leave by 4pm to go get food and drink
before the show. Sabrina said parking is $20 dollars in side the garage so we could go park
then walk to some were to eat and drink. and any one who doesn't want to go early can meet us there .

CARL

Congratulations Carl

From Dave & Christa ,Callie


Keep Safe.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Carl update

Carl was promoted to Sargeant as of November 1st.
Here's what his Task Force is going to be doing....

HEADLINE- Task Force Guardian secures Camp Fallujah
FALLUJAH, Iraq -- The luxury of sleeping at night without keeping one eye open or eating without the lurking thought of imminent danger is easily overlooked and sometimes taken for granted. As Marines go about their daily duties aboard the forward operating base nearby, there’s Marines outside the wire conducting patrols and creating a safe haven for Marines to operate.
It takes the hard work of dedicated Marines to provide the necessary security required to conduct combat operations in Al Anbar Province. These Marines go by the name of Task Force Guardian.
Task Force Guardian is a Company (reinforced) size element comprised of more than 250 Marines with 83 different military occupational specialties, said Capt. Michael L. Salisbury, executive officer, Task Force Guardian. The Marines originated from 35 separate units, he added.
Long before the deployment began, Task Force Guardian’s first mission was to locate and gather enough Marines to successfully operate. The command of Task Force Guardian was surprised to find out that 60 percent of the Marines volunteered in response to the Marine Administrative Message 002/07 “Every Marine to the Fight.”
Other Marines found a second or third opportunity to return to Iraq. “The first time I was in Iraq, I was in Baghdad conducting combat operations,” said Cpl. Enrique Alcantara, platoon sergeant, 1st platoon. “This time the mission is very different. We’re out here conducting patrols while winning over the hearts of the locals. We’re fighting the war in a different way.”
Alcantara brings valuable experience to Task Force Guardian since more than 50 percent of the unit is deploying to Iraq for the first time.
Task Force Guardian became operational Sept. 1, and operates with a command element and several mission designated platoons aimed to generate as many trigger pullers on the ground as possible.
Task Force Guardian is responsible for controlling the entry control points aboard Camp Fallujah, conducting patrols of surrounding towns and villages and providing general security of the area. The unit also has the unique mission of manning the quick reaction force for Camp Fallujah.
For even the most seasoned Marine leader, making a cohesive unit from scratch is no easy task. “One of our greatest feats is one we have already accomplished,” said Staff Sgt. Erik M. Hayostek, 1st platoon commander, Task Force Guardian. “We molded Marines from very different MOSs into an effective and very competent infantry platoon.”
Task Force Guardian not only shows that Marines from different MOSs can come together and successfully complete security missions, it also brings truth to one of the Corps’ most treasured mottos.
“This unit secures the fact that every Marine is still a rifleman,” said 1stSgt. Terry W. Bradley, first sergeant for Task Force Guardian. “If this unit fails, they might as well take down the ‘Every Marine a Rifleman’ sign at Stone Bay.

Otis

Ok, everybody, relax.
 
Just seeing if you were alive out there in blogland.
 
Life is Great! Hoo Hoo!

Why You Suck

Did you ever wonder why somebody would think you suck? I have, many times. Everyone should take a little bite of humble pie today and realize that the world around them does not revolve around themselves. Everyone should contemplate what their lives would be like in a third-world shit-hole country like Pakistan, or Iraq, or Iran for that matter, where your rights are trampled on daily by the government. And everyone should think about all the decisions you get to make for yourself on a daily basis, like health insurance, food, clothing, and the current political machine i.e. liberalism et-al-Clintonista, that is trying to make decisions for you because they think 'you are not smart enough' to make your own decisions on healthcare, food and clothing, not to mention where your children can go to school, what they are taught, and the growing storm of anti-constitutionalism in this country.
 
And when you are done thinking about all of that baggage, come back here and try to understand why somebody would think you suck. If you cannot, that is the problem. If you can, then you have something to work on. If you are afraid, then 'man up' for once. And if you don't care, you'll be really surprised when someone looks you in the eye and says
 
Man, You Suck.
 
No go and have a great day.
 
 

All Alone!!



Where Oh Where Have The Bloggers Gone

Oh Where Oh Where Can They Be?

Eating Cheese Pizza Crust With PHENOMENAL Zest

There's Nobody In Here With Me!

Roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

Monday, November 5, 2007

Comedy Show

 
 
I'm guessing since there are 8 of us going (Dave & Christa, Mark & Mittens, Sabrina & Mac, Diane & Bob), we are going to need two cars.
 
I'll drive and take two other people besides Mittens. Y'all fight amongst yourselves who gets to go with Mittens and myself (or who gets to NOT go...). To be sure, there will be NO cigarette breaks in transit to or from the event, so 'nicotine up' before you climb in my car, you dirty, filthy smokers!
 
:)
 
Show starts at 7:30. I'll be leaving no later than 6:30 most likely, maybe 6:15. We nasty hobbitses don't like to be rushed...
 
 

Pump up the Volume?




Were the Colts, the alleged good guys in this drama of Good vs. evil cheating by pumping in canned noise during yesterdays game?


Check out the 2:25 mark on this video and draw your own conclusions.

Peyton Manning

Classic!
 

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Perky Perks




A fine time had by all.
Thank you Celeste and Rachel.
Your singing was beautiful!!












Friday, November 2, 2007

Perks


What time should we be at Perks?

Mageiricophobia

That's right, Dave you got Mageiricophobia!
 
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.

Bizarre Fact

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
 
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
 
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out a free man.

Fitzy & National Public Radio

I have a feeling the good folks a National Public Radio had never actually, you know, seen or read anything Fitzy has done.



Any way click here and give it a listen

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Married to the Red Sox By Steve Rushin




Every time I uncap a beer — and I do so often from April to October, televised baseball being the primary pastime where I live in New England — the bottle opener plays the radio call of the Red Sox 2004 World Series win.

My wife's Uncle Pinky has the same bottle opener, and it went off spontaneously in a kitchen drawer this summer, so that a disoriented Pinky — roused from sleep at 3 o'clock in the morning — thought Red Sox announcer Joe Castiglione had broken into his house. And here's the thing: Pinky was disappointed to learn that he hadn't.

Four years and two world championships ago, I married into an extended family of Red Sox sickos, each of whom would relish the Red Sox radio guy invading his home in the middle of the night to describe, in a fevered delivery, a bouncer back to the mound.

(Attention Mark)
When the Sox clinched the American League East in September, my sister-in-law called to say that Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon's bare butt had just made a cameo appearance on live TV during the team's clubhouse celebration. ("How was it?" asked my wife, and her sister replied, "Not bad.") It's the only crack these people will ever acknowledge in a Sox player.

very funny

http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=3076

my new tatoo