Oh yeah? ... So just try to stop me

To keep her husband from gambling away their savings, a woman called the casino in Auburn, Wash., where he was headed, and told them he was going there to bomb the place.

I AM OUTTA HERE! KA-BOOM! AIEEEEE! . . . A man robbed a bank in Houston and stuffed the money down his pants. He was arrested a short time later when the exploding dye packs went off, causing second-degree burns on his privates.

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE I’VE BEEN DRINKING, OFFICER?! . . . A man was pulled over for drunken driving in Fort Pierce, Fla., after his truck was seen weaving all over the road. As part of the field sobriety test, a policeman told him to grab his right shoe, and he replied, “What shoe?” Then he wet his pants.

HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M LYING? . . . A man fell and broke his leg in the parking lot of a Cleveland strip club, but was so embarrassed he reported it as a hate crime, saying three guys beat him up. His story fell apart when police watched the surveillance tape.

I AM SO EMBARRASSED, SORRY . . . An armed man tried to rob a bank in Nicholasville, Ky., but when he got there and demanded the money, he was told it was no longer a bank, but the local office of the Water Department. He left.

YEAH, IT’S US; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! . . . A man was beaten and robbed by five teenagers as he waited for a bus in Scarsdale, N.Y. They were caught when they called him the next day to taunt him. This gave the victim, who was equipped with caller ID, their phone number. They were arrested